A Hilarious Salary Story

Learn the basics on how to negotiate salary and put the odds in your favor. You should be prepared for salary discussions so you can get the most money possible.
Salary question

We have another great article from The Revolutionary Club that we would like to share with you today.

This is the time of year for reviews, for year-end bonuses, and for feeling like you don’t get paid enough.

Let me tell you, I have BEEN THERE.

When I was just knee-high to an analyst, I embarked on a career as a consultant in the defense realm (I had worked for NATO and fallen to the allure of a better paycheck and sunny weather of Washington DC. It rains a LOT in Brussels and well…you can only eat so much cheese indoors).

Anyway, I was in the process of negotiating my first really big (for me) salary for a new job. And, I was completely clueless. I was 26 years old and had just gotten out of grad school – the last time I had negotiated for salary had been several years before and it had not gone great…I had to eat a lot of ramen that year.

Armed with very little information but a lot of panache, I walked into the office and started talking with my soon to be boss. He asked what my range was, I countered (smartly I thought) with "What is the job range?" – he said “Let’s see!” and walked me over to his computer and pulled it up. And there I saw it…the bottom of salary range for the job was above my mental number! I needed to ask for more money! MORE MONEY.

And, while my initial number was a low 50K, and the range started at 53K, I panicked, stumbled and said… “54K?” with the question mark obvious in my voice (sigh). He quickly agreed (probably having panicked himself for showing me a job with a range of $40,000! I was an idiot for not asking for more!) and we shook on it.

But then, I got angry at myself. I saw the numbers! No hiring manager in their right minds shows you that (I know, I was one such person later in life) and so I actually KNEW WHAT TO ASK FOR.

And yet I did not.

I was down…but not out! I decided to be *clever.* I was interviewing with other firms (by interviewing, I mean they had my resume) and so I thought – let’s play them off against each other! Yes!

Fingers shaking, but determined, I called up my hiring manager and said: “Doug – I’ve gotten some numbers from some other firms, and they are all higher (true, I’m sure they paid people more. And I did not say offers!), but I want to work with YOU. Do we have any room here for leverage?”

And Doug – not being an idiot (though probably cursing the day he showed me the spreadsheet) said – “Well, not on salary but let me see about a signing bonus.”


Voila! I ended up starting at $54K BUT with a $3,000 signing bonus.

My finest hour? Nope.

However, I did try. And in later years when I had actual real other offers, I was able to do a much MUCH better job of negotiating. My lessons learned were these:

1. Know the numbers before you walk in the door, and know what your absolute minimum is – what you need to pay your rent, eat, and live.

2. Don’t be afraid to negotiate. And also, know what you are worth. Once you get into a job it is so much harder to get a raise!

3. Don’t panic. You will figure it out.

If you are struggling with salary and want some help or advice, swing by my free virtual career happy hour. I’ll be talking about the best way to make sure you are paid what you are worth, and answering your questions live! So, register here to save your spot (and feel free to tell a friend!).


Make your job search work for you and not against you. Our services at A Better Interview, LLC can help you improve your chances. We highly recommend that you take a look and if you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We will answer any questions you have.



Contact With Us

Follow Us On